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 Hetnieuwevloeken 
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EIBERGEN Language degradation is a thorn in the side of many. But what can you do about it? Wessel Bottenberg decided to tackle the impoverishment of our language in his own way.

Through the website HetNieuweVloeken.nl, the 19-year-old student and entrepreneur hopes to encourage people to use language more creatively. "In the past, you would occasionally hear words like bengel (little rascal), apenkop (monkey head), doerak (dumbass), and duivelsjong (devil's youngster). While they were swear words, they usually had a humorous undertone. Today's swear words are often crude, provoke aggression, and add little to our language. With this initiative, we hope to change that."

 

Van Aap tot Zultkop

On HetNieuweVloeken.nl, the curse words of the past are being revived. From "Aap" to "Zultkop" (Sickface), the ingredients for a good old rant are neatly arranged alphabetically. Visitors also have the option of adding their own "curses from the past." Bottenberg: "People argue anyway. But most disagreements are over trivialities. Harsh insults provoke aggression and only escalate the conflict. With this site, we want to contribute to a healthier society."

A

Monkey Backward Gladiolus Viper Brood Monkey Head

B

Swimming Cap, Mud-mouth, Meatball, Barbarian, Belated, Rascal, Bimbo, Brat, Blowhard, Bogus, Bogeyman, Country Knave, Country Lurcher, Country Girl, Boevekop, Crook Face, Bonestalk, Wicked, Forest Monkey, Forest Baboon, Butterflies, Braggart, Grumpy, Howler, Shout-out, Brute, Bumpy, Bully

C

Chappie Chips Cocosmacroon

D

Roof rabbit, young hoodlum, rascal, dork, dumb, silly, goose, idiot, thunderstone, thunderbeam, dragon, bore, drunken scum, drudge, drifting frog, sad tooter, dung catcher, fools, licorice lace, grape, drippy ear, devil's brood, devil's young fool

E

Eigenheimer Ellendeling Eppo After After 

F

Fantast Feeks Fiel Flapdrol Flapoor Flierefluiter Flip Fluitketel

G

Guys Galbak Galgebread Galgenose Galgoog Shrimp Gatenkaas Boefte Brood Geinponem Goat Breeder Dome Spray Geteisem Gladjanus glowing glowing..... Gluiperd Goochemard Gossiemikkie Gratak Gribus Guppekop Grutjes

H

Shark bay Half yarn Half sole Hangepants Hannes Hanswurst Heikneuter Helleveeg Dog head Hook Hotetoot Hufter Huilebalk

J

Jan Doedel Janjurk Jankebal Jemig Jokkebrok Judas

K

Cheesehead Kaffir Shit Kakhiel Shitmadam Cannibal Cathead Kenau Kenkel Boilerman Kinkel Headless Chicken Slacker Slacker Clutch Knave Knocker Kneuter Knee-eared Knipper Knuckle Knurdel Knurft Cookie Baker Coconut Macaroon. Raisin shit Get the hell out of here Scamp Cocky Mischievous Jellyfish Goyle Quince Troublemaker Weasel Wimpy

L

Loudsayer Lame-headed Lame-bearer Lame-bearer Tramp Loafer Lazy-goose Nuisance Empty-headed Leiperik Lellebel Slutty-cage Liar Licky-crazy Link-cracker Loafer Loafer Lazy-dog Lazy-cat Limp-ball Wimpy-cat Rosewater Limp

M

Madman, Goofball, Crazy, Crazy, Crazy, Misfit, Misfit, Miser, Miser, Mosquito, Mule, Murmur, Mutt

N

Naarling Natnek Neulerd Good-for-nothing Nippy Nondeju Nozem

O

Oelewapper Oen Olieboll Ignorant Ungrateful dog Underdog Vice Monstrous scoundrel Miscreant Miscreant Firecracker

P

​Paljas Bully Pias Pielemans Piem Pierenpamper Pierenwaaier Pietlut Pispaal Toilet brush Lloert Plurk Podverdriedubbeltjes Ponem Potjandosie Proletariër bungler Pummel

R

Rabauw Troublemaker Rascal Rascal Scamp Rogue Scumbag

S

Sapperloot Shame-boy Shameless Rascal Scamp Cross-eyed Cockatoo Scammer Shit-thrush Shit-louse Scumbag Scumbag Scamp Scumbag Scamp Scamp Scamp Scamp Scamp Scumbag Scamp Sneaky Serpent Slut Slammin' Slacker Slimy Slob Sloppy Slob Slick Slick Smudge Smudge Smudge Smudge Smudge Smudge Smudge Smudge Snatch Snatch Snatch Snatch Snatch Snatch Soup Chicken Soup Stick Poor Stubborn Strict Stroke Shit-bumble Bushman Grumpy Miserable Miserable Piece of Sadness Piece of Fool Stupid Dumber Dumber

T

Tang Theemuts Teurwilg Trien Sad figure Troel Troela Truttebol Tuig van de richel Tut Tuthola Tuttebel

U

Uilenbal Uilskuiken Uitvreter

V

Damn, Damn, Damn, Damn, Fishwife, Flail, Flail, Rag, Ragbag, Foot-wipe, Scarecrow, Miser, Scum, Dirty Hypocrite, Scumbag

W

Wicht

Z

Bag of Chips Bag washer Bag of tobacco Whiner Whiner Whiner Zool Crazy Drunkard Sourpuss

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